Title: Dirt
Author: alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Wastepaper Basket, and various other office supply pairings.
Rating: R
Warnings: Humiliation kink. Voyeurism. Exhibitionism. Blatant abuse of office supplies.
Word Count: ~400
Author's Notes: Written for mmom/
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Title: Popsicle
Author: alyse
Fandom: MegaShark vs Giant Octopus
Pairing: MegaShark/Giant Octopus
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Dubious consent, possibly? If you squint?
Spoilers: Pretty much spoils the entire movie. Kind of.
Challenge: Written for mmom/
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Title: Paper. Clip.
Author: alyse
Fandom: Anthropomorfic
Genre: Crack!fic
Pairing: Paper/Paperclip unrequited longing. And wanking in a paperclip fashion.
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: None
Word Count: ~350
Author's Notes: Written for
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Title: Happee Days
Author: alyse
Fandom: LOLCats
Characters/Pairing: Basement Cat/Ceiling Cat
Rating: PG
Word Count: Exactly 1,000!
Challenge:
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Title: Knife, Fork, Spoon
Author:
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Title: How T. rex Got His Groove Back
Author: alyse
Fandom: Original fic
Pairing: Tyrannosaurus/Baryonyx.
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: ~1,300.
Status: Complete.
Warnings: I appear to have written dinosaur porn. Oh, the shame.
Author's Notes: Written for mmom. Unsurprisingly.

For davechicken and alinak, who pretty much dared me to, and for moonlettuce, who didn't stop me. And ( Read more... )

I'm blaming svendra. Just because. And also, Leah and shetiger for the enabling part of the equation. And I might have shamelessly stolen a suggestion of Leah's.

Oh, and if anyone can think of a title, please feel free to suggest it.

Not been beta'd because seriously, who would I inflict this on? So be warned.

( In which Meta bends Fandom over a table, and fucks it hard )

I was talking to Munchie about the multimprov challenge, and I made the mistake of saying, "It's a pity I didn't do Thomas the Tank Engine slash, really, with those rails and tenders ( Read more... )